Clint Eastwood Quotes And Sayings

1. Go ahead. Make my day.
- Sudden Impact

2. God this stuff isn’t getting to me – the shootings, the knifings, the beatings. Old ladies being bashed in the head for their social security checks. Nah that doesn’t bother me. But you know what does bother me? You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? It’s watching you stuff your face with those hotdogs! Nobody – I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog!
- Sudden Impact

3. Cassius from bondage will deliver Cassius.
- CNN interview 1997

4. I don’t believe in pessimism. If something doesn’t come up the way you want, forge ahead. If you think it’s going to rain, it will.

5. I have strong feelings about gun control. If there’s a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
- Pink Cadillac

6. I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum – the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question–Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!
- Dirty Harry

7. I tried being reasonable, I didn’t like it.

8. If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
- The Rookie

9. I’m interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

10. In this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
- The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

11. Listen, punk. To me you’re nothin’ but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!
- Sudden Impact

12. Nothing wrong with shooting…as long as the right people get shot.
- Dirty Harry

13. Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one.
- The Dead Pool

14. There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.

15. They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

16. This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.

17. We boil at different degrees.

18. When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross.
- Dirty Harry


  1. John says:

    I think the Opinions quote is from the original Dirty Harry and the last part of it “And They All Stink” was left out.

  2. jeff bigby says:

    Dying ain’t much of a living boy … Outlaw Josey Wales

  3. frank says:

    the best Eastwood quote ever……”Dying ain’t much of a living”

  4. John says:

    They forgot the quote from Gran Torino

    ‘Ever wake up one day and find the person that . . . you shouldnt have fucked with? *spit* Thats me’

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