1. Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to beat yo ass!! I’m telling you, I’m crazy, I will burn this place DOWN!
2. You ain’t even gotta say nothin’ I done changed my life. I am livin’ for the Lort, I am livin’ for the Lort. When I think of the goodness of Jesus and all that he has donnnnnnne for me, my soul cries out halleu-yer thank God for savin’ me.
3. Stop using that baby to make that man’s life miserable. The man don’t want you, you can’t get to what’s in front of you because you’re too busy looking back to see what he’s doing.
4. I’m going by the church, I didn’t say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said BY the church.
5. I’m Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!
6. WWJD, what’s that? What’s Wrong with Jermaine Dupree?
7. Girl, I will set it off up in here. She don’t know me. You better be glad you at church. Jesus just saved your life, Hallelu-yer!
8. You better get the hell up or when I come back up in here, you know what’s gonna happen? You’re gonna taste the rainbow.
9. A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make sure his baby can eat.
10. It will look like you got legs running up your back, when I get done whooping your ass .
11. Look girl I’m done told you already to stop poppin’ that gum!
12. Hellerrr How u durnin’
13. She don’t know me. I’m a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We was arguing over a parking place. I didn’t kill him, though. No, that wasn’t me.
14. Lord help me Jesus, I’m bout to run my car right through K-mart!
15. Now I got silver hair, but I got silver bullets, too. Do you want one?
Well, these are my 15 favorite. You’ve got any? Share them in the comments below or let us know which ones are your favorite.