15 Best of Madea Quotes & Sayings

1. Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to beat yo ass!! I’m telling you, I’m crazy, I will burn this place DOWN!

2. You ain’t even gotta say nothin’ I done changed my life. I am livin’ for the Lort, I am livin’ for the Lort. When I think of the goodness of Jesus and all that he has donnnnnnne for me, my soul cries out halleu-yer thank God for savin’ me.

3. Stop using that baby to make that man’s life miserable. The man don’t want you, you can’t get to what’s in front of you because you’re too busy looking back to see what he’s doing.

4. I’m going by the church, I didn’t say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said BY the church.

5. I’m Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!

6. WWJD, what’s that? What’s Wrong with Jermaine Dupree?

7. Girl, I will set it off up in here. She don’t know me. You better be glad you at church. Jesus just saved your life, Hallelu-yer!

8. You better get the hell up or when I come back up in here, you know what’s gonna happen? You’re gonna taste the rainbow.

9. A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make sure his baby can eat.

10. It will look like you got legs running up your back, when I get done whooping your ass .

11. Look girl I’m done told you already to stop poppin’ that gum!

12. Hellerrr How u durnin’

13. She don’t know me. I’m a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We was arguing over a parking place. I didn’t kill him, though. No, that wasn’t me.

14. Lord help me Jesus, I’m bout to run my car right through K-mart!

15. Now I got silver hair, but I got silver bullets, too. Do you want one?

Well, these are my 15 favorite. You’ve got any? Share them in the comments below or let us know which ones are your favorite.


  1. Kristy Burdine says:

    I just love madea! Tyler you the whole world inspired when you started producing movies. Love them all! Most favorite Madea’s quote, is in Diary of a mad black woman,
    “I KNOW WHOOP YOUR ASS!!” in the scene where ole girl come up to her room and found all her stuff messed up and Madea sitting there smoking a cigarette.

    • Kristy Burdine says:

      i meant to write made the whole world and forgot to put it in there. lol.

    • tammy says:

      I love all of madea,s saying cause i just love tyler perry . I wish i could meet him in person one day. He is truly a wonderful man.

  2. Ida says:

    Sound like she’s playing gritball

  3. candy brewer says:

    i love all ur moves madea u are the best i wish i can meet u u keep me happy when im sad keep up the good work god bless u love u from candy brewer

  4. MR says:

    “Call the Po Po Hoe, Call the Po Po!”

  5. so funny!

  6. richard bevier says:

    Judge Maybeline said to the cops, “You didn’t Mirandarize her?”
    Madea: “I was looking for Miranda. she was nowhere to be found.”
    Judge Maybeline “You got to let her go”
    Madea: “that’s right. You GO TO LET ME GO”

  7. Mischelle Tankersley says:

    Madea goes to Jail,
    “I will beat you like the dude you that look like.”
    Diary of a Mad Black Woman,
    “Which half do you want? Do you want this half? Or, of do you want that half?”

  8. Jackie C says:


  9. Suzie says:

    Peace be still!! Please load your piece of steal thank ya jesus!!

  10. Jolene Davis Rodgers says:

    I put all my friends in the catagory of a tree….I still use that one! Lol

  11. You are an amazing man, What you do as Madea is just out of this world. I have a special section in my shelve for your movies and no one can bother them. they can barrow any other movie but not yours. Please keep up the great work and never let Madea die. God has been good to you and don’t ever forget that.

    • amanda says:

      U know Jennifer..i knows Jennifer! I love madea n if we dissaplined our children like she does we would have so many thug wanna be kids in the streers….

  12. Tracy Vick says:

    I love Madea. I wish she live with me(haha). I like to use”you think yo man is cheating….that’s how you can tell”

  13. MaryMRevis says:

    There is TOO MANY to post that are great quotes haha. Madea? Come to my house. Gurl you are welcome here any time! *smile*. Love me Miss M.

  14. Rosana Dean says:

    please come to Lafayette Louisiana and a play and i would like to be in it

  15. Laura says:

    She got on them Tweet shoes! Tweet shoes? Yeah, they running over to the left!!! “Class reunion” … Lol!!

  16. Laura says:

    Who’s that little girl? Unlike you and roaches she is somebody I invited into my house!! “Madea goes to Jail stage play”

  17. joan says:

    One of my favorite quotes is from Madea’s Family Reunion:

    It ain’t where you come from, it’s where your going that matters.

    So true so true!

  18. Alex Grac says:

    My all time favorite is the part in Madea Goes to Jail when Madea is talking to Big Sal!! “I’m from the west end, where we cut a fool first and run like hell afterwards, understand! I’m gonna come across this table and rip out your urethra tube!” Haha that makes my day everytime I watch it!

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  20. If someone wants to walk out of your life, let them go. Especially if you know you have done everything you can do and been the best man/woman you can be. And they still want to go let them go. Whatever they are running after they will see what they had and by then it will be to late. Halleu-yer

  21. Teri says:

    Madea is a no nonsense person that everyone wishes was the real thing in everyones life.
    Wish you all would come to either Wisconsin or Minnesota to do a play…..
    Love you Tyler Perry. You are special…….what a talent.
    xoxox Teri

  22. Call The Po Po Hoe I Aint Scared No Po Po….. Call The Po Po Hoe!!!

  23. Madea, She Was Court Orderd. To Be In Charge Of Nikki, a Rebellious Runaway, Her Nieces and Vanessa, Are Suffering Relationship Trouble, And Through It All, She Has To Organize Her Family Reunion.

  24. mary ames says:

    Peace be steal, I keep me a piece of mind.

  25. mary ames says:


  26. Tammy Butler says:

    i love where shes figuring up all the dollar amounts in Diary of A Mad Black Woman she ask SEX, THE SEX WAS IT GOOD MAJOR DEDUCTION LOL
    I love Madea all the way around period

  27. jami says:

    its not the names people call you, its what you answer to!!!
    love you tyler

  28. Patty Russell says:

    Put the shut to the up!

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